I Hate Marmite
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Marmite Joke

It's not often (ever?) that you hear a Marmite Joke, but..... "We won a lifetime supply of Marmite in our house the other week..."

I Wouldn't Eat It: Marmite

Consulting the web, the most important thing to know about Marmite is apparently that it is NOT Vegemite. So what is it? Basically, it's beer yeast crap. Or more precisely, salty beer yeast crap.

Is Marmite Vegetarian or Vegan?

If we're to believe advertising (ha hah hah ha HA! ahem) then Marmite: You either LOVE it or HATE it. Now I don't know about anyone else but I neither love nor hate Marmite.

A Yanks view of England

So there I am, Marmite sandwich in hand, being watched like a hawk for any reaction (not just Helen mind you, the whole damn lot of 'em). Felt like an exhibit myself. Well, time to bite it so to speak....

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"There was this fat whore that only used to eat cock if it was covered in Marmite. Haaha. Get it?" - marmybloke.
"My 85 year old boyfriend loves a bit of Marmy on his rotten salami. I love it too, on poo." - Matey Geezer.
"i love marmite so much it hurts. marmite IS my valentine" - evey. w. yorkshire
"i just love marmite so badly and so does my boyfriend" - Michele Lau.
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Sculptor toasts Valentine's Day with 'The Kiss' made from Marmite

The Kiss, Marmite Statue Sculptor, Jeremy Fattorini has re-created Rodin's much loved sculpture, 'The Kiss', using Marmite to celebrate Valentines Day. Fattorini took nearly two and a half weeks to sculpt the 7ft replica statue which was coated in limited edition

I Love You Champagne Marmite Valentine

I love you Marmite. Valentines Marmite Normally, just before valentines, you can pick up net bags of heart shaped Marmite portions. This year, things are different. How about this - Marmite with Champagne. Not only that, Selfridges are exclusively selling advance jars and 50 of them can be picked up with a silver engraved lid at a mere £145! True, true love for the one you love.

Breast is Best Marmite Ad

I don't know if this is a new or an old Marmite advert, but I only just came across it, enjoy :-)
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Extreme Marmite use... you have been warned.

Oh dear God, what some people will do......
A short film made by Ollie for his Avant Garde film project (National Diploma Media at Guildford College). The main theme being an unhealthy obsession with Marmite. Watch fullsized
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What is Marmite?

To some, marmite is a slightly gooey gunk, to others it is nector. But what is it? Hopefully, this will help.

Marmite ingredients

A question that is asked a lot. "What are the ingredients of Marmite?"

On the origins of the word Marmite

We were looking at the menu of a very nice London restaurant on Saturday when one of my co-lunchers exclaimed: "Monkfish tail "en marmite"??! Whaaaat? Fish in Marmite?"

Press information

There has been a fair bit of press interest in the iLove/iHate marmite websites as we reach the 100th birthday of Marmite. I am happy to be available for a quotable quote or as talking head about the appeal of anything Marmite. I am a Brit living in the USA and have no connection with Unilever (the makers of Marmite).

Off-site Marmite links
Official Marmite website
The Marmite Wiki
The Missouri Marmite Museum
The Marmite FAQ
MarmiteOnToast
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