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Marmite Joke

26 Apr 2007, Seamus Waldron

It's not often (ever?) that you hear a Marmite Joke, but.....

"We won a lifetime supply of Marmite in our house the other week..."

"... one Jar!"

Any more Marmite jokes out there? Please send them in.


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